A husband, tired of his wife asking him how she looks, buys hera
full length mirror.
This does little to help, as now she just
stands in front of the mirror, looking at herself, asking him how she
looks.
One day, fresh out of the shower, she is yet again in front of the
mirror, now complaining that her breasts are too
small.
Uncharacteristically, the husband comes up with a
suggestion.
"If you want your breasts to grow, then every day take a
piece of toilet paper, and rub it between your breasts for a few
seconds."
Willing to try anything, the wife fetches a piece
of toilet paper, and stands in front of the mirror, rubbing it
between her breasts.
"How long will this take?" she asks.
"They'll
grow larger over a period of years," he replies.
The wife
stops. "Why do you think rubbing a piece of toilet paper between
my breasts everyday will make my breasts grow over the years?"
she asks.
The husband shrugs. "Why not, it worked for your ass, didn't it?"